If there was a nickel for every time this question came up….

Well, the species of rabbitfish before you is called a “Crankbunny”.

It is a very magical type of fish that is half fish (duh) and half rabbit. A Crankbunny is rare type of aquatic being that inhabits particular waters only found in a handful - well, lets just put it as a couple - locations in the world. If you happen upon this viable and potent fish - the best thing to do would be to remain still, refrain from direct eye contact, and maintain very low tones. This type of fish only responds to subtle movement, delicious odors, creative bursts of freedom, and copious amounts of slumbering sleep.

Feel free to read more about the amazing Crankbunny here.